So I’m at Wally World, and happened to pass by the sneaker section when I saw something that would probably wind up on WrestleCrap’s “Someone Bought This” section.  Instead of jumping straight to my e-mail and sending a message to RD Reynolds, I remembered I had my own sports-entertainment satire site.  Anyways, despite the what the guy whose picture is on these shoes says, I could see him.  I could see him just fine.  The fact remains that when I was a little kid, if there were Hulk Hogan or Ultimate Warrior shoes, I probably would’ve begged my parents for them, so this is actually a brilliant marketing move on the part of World Wrestling Entertainment.

Seriously though, John Cena sneakers (no, there weren’t old school Reebok pumps on them, sadly)?

Seriously - John Cena sneakers!

Complete with WWE logo treads!

If the image quality isn’t all that great, I apologize.  I don’t make a habit of bringing my camera with me on trips to the store, so the best I can do is these camera phone shots.