On the Road with John Morrison (and Melina)?
Tuesday, October 18th, 2011
Hi again folks. This is Matt B. Wrestle, welcoming folks to the On the Road segment. Where I Mr. Matt B. Wrestle shadow wrestlers on the road. This week I shadow John Morrison and his paramour Melina. Special disclaimer. When I started shadowing them Melina was still employed and it even continued even through her dismissal.
Well here is my special report.
Matt: Okay. Here we are standing outside of the arena awaiting Morrison. (looks to camera guy) make sure you get their good side.
CAM: But didn’t Melina have Botox injections?
Matt: Well you know what I mean. Just make sure you can see the star quality.
CAM: Okay?
Matt: Oh here they come.
Melina steps out first. Waving at her adoring fans. Her face showing little emotion. Lurking in the back is Morrison who seems to appear from behind her with a pink Cardigan coat draped over his arm. Obviously for Melina.
Matt: John, John Morrison over here.
Melina looks annoyed. She plops her arm out to block access to Morrison.
Melina: (obviously annoyed) So which one of you is Matt?
Matt: ME! Mr. Matt B. Wrestle. (puts out hand)
Melina: Oh okay. (ignores hand) I want to know why you forgot to invite me?
Matt: I heard you were busy. But he was free. I called your agent.
Melina: (to herself) I will have to fire my agent. (Really mother)
CAM: It is nice to meet you
Melina: Yeah. I know right.
By now Morrison has moved from behind her shakes my hand.
John: Hi Mr. Wrestle. You ready to shadow us for the next week or so?
Matt: Ready when you two are.
Melina: Come on Matt we have to go see Vince about an upcoming program.
We follow John and Melina as we go into Titan Tower. Once we enter into the lobby I can feel an aura of fear from the other employees when they see Melina. John receives pretty positive smiles and waves (minus of course from the frightened females) Making our way to Vince’s office Melina stops off at the vending machine and grabs some skittles.
Matt: So I hear you like those alot?
Melina: (Shoots glare) What of it? You going to chastise me too?
Matt: No just saying you could spokesperson for them.
She seems to really ponder the question before shaking it from memory.
Melina: No. Vince wouldn’t allow it.
John: (to Melina) So what are we going to ask him?
Melina: About pushes of course. Now that that heffer Mickie James is gone, I should be getting a bigger push. Isn’t that what you want?
John: Of course. I’ve had my push its your turn. (editors note* Morrison was given a push when he was ECW Champion, before the scandal that followed the Chris Benoit tragedy, With his name popping up on a performance enhancing drug list. Since John has kept a low profile.)
Walking into Vince’s office we watch as he is having an impromptu meeting with Michael Hayes, discussing the proposed push of Mark Henry.
Hayes: He’s a big boy that Henry. Dark vicious and mean. He can be America’s biggest fear of the coloreds getting out of their place.
Vince: You think that could work.
Hayes: Yes, you’ve seen the movie King Kong? The ape leaves the island and terrorizes New York.
Vince: OH YES! We should work up posters of Henry clinging to Empire State Building with a look of menace, followed by that phrase he would say…uh uh
Matt: “Dig down to the white meat?”
Vince looks up seeming ly oblivious to who I am. Hayes has a disgusted look as if I took his favorite toy.
Vince: That’s right! Hayes work on that right away with marketing.
Hayes gets up staring at me as if I shot his dog and mutters obscenities as he leaves. Not even acknowledging Morrison or the Camera Guy for that matter. Only a sly wink at Melina. Who seems to casually nod in response.
After watching what just went down my stomach turned sour. I knew I was in for a long ride.
Tags: Alot, Botox, Botox Injections, Camera Guy, Cardigan, Emotion, Fear, Females, Grabs, John Morrison, Melina, Mr Matt, Paramour, Pink, Puts, Road Segment, Smiles, Star Quality, Titan Tower, Vending Machine, Waves, Wrestlers
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