Archive for May, 2009

I'm not making this up…

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

I hit up the local WalMart today to pick up an air mattress, since falling asleep on the floor during iMPACT! this past Thursday left me with a bruised hip and a sore enough back that I couldn’t even close my car door without cringing.  What the hell is wrong with this world when Kevin Nash can work matches without hurting himself every week and I can’t even watch TNA’s show without being in pain the next day?  Anyways, that’s irrelevant to the story.

So I’m at Wally World, and happened to pass by the sneaker section when I saw something that would probably wind up on WrestleCrap’s “Someone Bought This” section.  Instead of jumping straight to my e-mail and sending a message to RD Reynolds, I remembered I had my own sports-entertainment satire site.  Anyways, despite the what the guy whose picture is on these shoes says, I could see him.  I could see him just fine.  The fact remains that when I was a little kid, if there were Hulk Hogan or Ultimate Warrior shoes, I probably would’ve begged my parents for them, so this is actually a brilliant marketing move on the part of World Wrestling Entertainment.

Seriously though, John Cena sneakers (no, there weren’t old school Reebok pumps on them, sadly)?

Seriously - John Cena sneakers!

Seriously - John Cena sneakers!

Complete with WWE logo treads!

Complete with WWE logo treads!

If the image quality isn’t all that great, I apologize.  I don’t make a habit of bringing my camera with me on trips to the store, so the best I can do is these camera phone shots.

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A Priceless Wedding …

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

WWE Superstars and Legacy members, Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes, were married to each other this past weekend in a private ceremony. The priest, B. Bunny, said that the wedding could be summed up in two words. Simply Priceless. However the vowels Cody Rhodes had written for the love of his life, were long and boring, much like any promo he cuts inside a WWE ring. Father Bunny also went on to mention how DiBiase will carry the relationship and he will have to do all the work and earn the big bucks, as he is the only one of the two with any ability. Father Bunny also noticed that Rhodes had either just recently went through puberty, or he has been ‘eating his spinach’ so to speak. The two are reportedly happy together, but will still be Randy Orton’s bitches.

Ted DiBiase, Father Bunny and Cody Rhodes after the wedding.

Ted DiBiase, Father Bunny and Cody Rhodes after the wedding.

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